1. I woke up late. Again. Because while I programmed my cell phone to go off M-F at 6:15AM, it doesn’t work when I don’t turn the damned thing ON.
2. I left the apartment at 7:50, not 7:30 like I should have.
3. Did I mention that Matthew was WIDE AWAKE and ready to PLAY at 3:30AM? He was. I was not. Raar.
4. I got to the train station and had to go back home because I forgot my laptop.
5. I didn’t have time to put on my contacts so had to wear my glasses.
6. My eyes water in the extreme cold so I took my glasses off and hooked them to the collar of my jacket.
7. It is -9F (with windchill). My legs are frozen still.
8. On the train, I bent down to sit and dropped my glasses to the floor. And stood up. ON MY GLASSES. They are insalvageable.
9. I was late to my meeting.
10. It’s only 10:42AM. I WANT TO GO HOME.
11. I spilled 2 ounces of milk all over my desk.