Dear Mama’s friends:

I was so cranky at my parents all day today! First, my baba was barely awake when Mama had to go walk the dog so she set me on the bed, right next to Baba so she could take the dog out. Well, dontcha know I saw SOMETHING underneath Mama and Baba’s bed and so I had to go look at it and maybe chew it, so I went to go get it, and fell off the bed. Baba felt bad; I cried tons of tears, but felt much better after Mama and Baba lavished me with hugs, and I got to pull Mama’s hair.

Later on, when Mama was changing my diaper, I decided that I’d had ENOUGH of diapers and changes and flung myself around and smacked my head into the wall. OW! I was okay - I think I just scared myself, but Mama gave me a pear cube in a mesh feeder and that was yummy!

But that was also messy! Mama was changing my clothes afterward because I had pear juice all over me, and I got impatient with her trying to put my onesie on and yanked my arm back - and hit the back of my head against the wall!

To spite them, I only took a twenty-minute nap this afternoon. HAHA Mama and Baba, I’LL GET YOU.

The last injury of the day - We went out grocery shopping and Baba zipped up my hoodie… with a little bit of Math-flesh in the zipper! Baba was wondering why I was shouting incoherently. Mama quickly figured out what happened and unzipped me.

Here’s hoping tomorrow they don’t let the bus run me over. It’s hard work being a baby.

In Babies I Trust,
Matthew