Josh came up yesterday with Matthew for our weekly lunch date. He IM’ed me later:

Josh: An older white woman was charmed by Matthew and said that he was gorgeous. She then asked me, “Where did you get him?” I said, “Oh, no, he’s my son.” She responded, “I know he’s your son.”

Josh: To which I must wonder, then what the fuck are you asking?

Casey: Next time you say, “From my wife’s vagina. He was 8 lbs, 6 oz., and all head!”