June 4th, 2008Things you think but do not say.
- Are you deliberately that obtuse or were you just born missing a large part of your brain?
- Did you find your information through research or are you hitting up that hobag, Dr. Google?
- Oops, yes, you do sound a lot more racist than you intended. Perhaps because that is because you are
- Wow, how does it feel to type with so much condescension pouring out of your fingertips? Must get messy. Poor keyboard.
- Perhaps people would take you seriously if you learned how to type.
- Just because someone disagrees with what you say doesn’t mean they hate you. Maybe just a little. But not entirely. Just 18%.
Oops, I said that, didn’t I? Damn.

June 4th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Recently, I’ve wanted to say (in person):
- You don’t really have an internal monologue, do you?
- That isn’t actually a compliment. In case you were wondering.
June 5th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Uh-oh. And I usually don’t like people a lot more than 18 percent. Much closer to 24